Why I Love My Friends

After many attempts to snag tickets to a concert Jon Bon Jovi was having for a book event, I finally got them. Obviously, I was excited. Soon after, I found out he had to cancel the show. A press release was issued soon after and this is what it read:

Bon Jovi Cancels
The Bon Jovi book BELIEVE has been postponed, and Jon Bon Jovi has cancelled his planned Saturday night benefit concert at BEA. Show officials made the announcement "with enormous regret and deepest apologies to all BEA attendees." Refunds will be processed automatically for those who already purchased tickets.

Soon after reading that, I received an email from my friend Gina saying that this is what it should have read:
Bon Jovi Cancels
The Bon Jovi book BELIEVE has been postponed, and Jon Bon Jovi has cancelled his planned Saturday night benefit concert at BEA. According to Mr. Bon Jovi's publicist, he was "distraught over the fact his #1 fan, Jaimie of Staten Island, could not get a ticket to the show." Show officials made the announcement "with enormous regret and deepest apologies to Jaimie." Refunds will be processed automatically for those who already purchased tickets. And a huge bouquet of roses was expected to arrive to Jaimie later today from Bon Jovi himself.

Silly Gina...