And in This Corner...
My neighbor went crazy and I missed it. I'll try to keep a long story short. Basically I've hated this bony-ass bitch since the day she moved in and started baking my husband cookies. That's right...baked my husband cookies, but would look the other way when she saw me. The first week her and her boyfriend moved into the apartment next door, I tried to be neighborly and introduce myself. She was nice that day, but never said a word to me again. At first I took it for shy, but then I realized when she would talk to Frankie and not me, she's just a big old bitch. But even though we all know I have a short temper, I never let it get to me, instead I just ignored her. I really tried to avoid any confrontation with someone I have to live next door to. I tried to tell Frankie and his little daytime posse (my uncle who fixes cars in the backyard and his helper Patrick- that sounds very white trash but it's actually a nice set up) that she was crazy, and they didn't believe me. They see her all the time during the day when they are out there working and always said she was so nice.
So yesterday I get home from work and the phone is ringing and there's a knock on my door. Everybody wanted to tell me first. The girl has a set of windchimes that hangs from her front door which is not far from my bedroom window. I am not exaggerating when I tell you they are loud and annoying. And it's been so nice out that I would like to sleep with the window open, but can't because of the noise. I'm not the only one. Lots of people on the block have also been annoyed by them. So my uncle (my landlord) told her landlord that they need to go. He had no problem with it and said he would tell her. Well, she went nuts yesterday. I'm talking about a 5'1", 100lb. girl attacking my 6'5", 300+lb. uncle. Screaming, cursing, threatening...just ballistic. I can't believe I missed it. And it's only gonna get worse from here. She's already threatened to damage property- I'm just not sure if she means my house, my uncle's house or if she'll do it where it hurts most....mine or Frankie's car. Trust me, she was lucky enough that I wasn't home the other day because I would have beat her if she came anywhere near me- I've put up with alot from her and I'm pretty much at my limit. BUT...if she goes near my car, there's a good chance she will never be heard from again. I swear, this crap only happens in Staten Island.
So yesterday I get home from work and the phone is ringing and there's a knock on my door. Everybody wanted to tell me first. The girl has a set of windchimes that hangs from her front door which is not far from my bedroom window. I am not exaggerating when I tell you they are loud and annoying. And it's been so nice out that I would like to sleep with the window open, but can't because of the noise. I'm not the only one. Lots of people on the block have also been annoyed by them. So my uncle (my landlord) told her landlord that they need to go. He had no problem with it and said he would tell her. Well, she went nuts yesterday. I'm talking about a 5'1", 100lb. girl attacking my 6'5", 300+lb. uncle. Screaming, cursing, threatening...just ballistic. I can't believe I missed it. And it's only gonna get worse from here. She's already threatened to damage property- I'm just not sure if she means my house, my uncle's house or if she'll do it where it hurts most....mine or Frankie's car. Trust me, she was lucky enough that I wasn't home the other day because I would have beat her if she came anywhere near me- I've put up with alot from her and I'm pretty much at my limit. BUT...if she goes near my car, there's a good chance she will never be heard from again. I swear, this crap only happens in Staten Island.
posted by JJ at 7:13 PM
1 Comments:
Crap Jaimie, that sucks. I hope it gets better soon and she moves.
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